The House of Swindon

Peacocks preening

Lady Swindon provides for a weary traveler.

War between the English (Lord Swindon brought in the big guns, the marshmallow shooter)

and the Irish. The English won the day.

The English stole the Irish monkey that did start the war. Presenting the monkey to the Queen.

Her Majesty will decide what will become of Sir Sock Monkey.

The Irish have come to court to request the return of Sir Sock Monkey.

 The Queen requests that Sir Sock Monkey be returned to the Irish.